German guy confused by the meaning of “Party Pooper”.
THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE SEEN ON THIS WEBSITE EVER.
we watched this in my German class a couple semesters ago and my professor died laughing.
i tried drinking water while watching this it was a nope
Mirror, Mirror on the wall
who is the gayest of them all?
too tired to work. too tired to sleep.
sticks and stones may break my bones but cake and chips excite me
THIS IS THE HAPPIEST GOAT I HAVE EVER SEEN
Consider that you can see less than 1% of the electromagnetic spectrum and hear less than 1% of the acoustic spectrum. As you read this, you are traveling at 220 km/sec across the galaxy. 90% of the cells in your body carry their own microbial DNA and are not “you.” The atoms in your body are 99.9999999999999999% empty space and none of them are the ones you were born with, but they all originated in the belly of a star. Human beings have 46 chromosomes, 2 less than the common potato.
The existence of the rainbow depends on the conical photoreceptors in your eyes; to animals without cones, the rainbow does not exist. So you don’t just look at a rainbow, you create it. This is pretty amazing, especially considering that all the beautiful colors you see represent less than 1% of the electromagnetic spectrum.
|—||NASA Lunar Science Institute, We Originated in the Belly of a Star (2012)|
This fish is more photogenic than me.
I’ve never had a fish make me this happy.
Heyo! So I just passed the anniversary of my first sale on Bath Sabbath a couple weeks ago, so let’s celebrate with free crap and a coupon code!
- One Mjolnir Soap in the base & scent of your choice.
- One Sabbath Studdy Sabbath Soap in the base & scent of your choice.
- One Duncan Hills Soap in the base & scent of your choice.
- Three 1 Dram Perfume Oils in the scents of your choice.
- Five assorted Condom Soaps. Individually wrapped & labeled.
- Some personal art postcards and junk.
Products total over $50, and 16+ ounces of soap!
- You must be following my Bath Sabbath Tumblr.
- Not a requirement, but feel free to follow my pages on Etsy, Facebook, and Twitter. Social media amiright?
- Only Reblogs count!
- Winner will be chosen Saturday, June 15th.
- Will Ship anywhere in the world!
- Please have your ask box open, if you do not respond within 72 hours another winner will be chosen!
- Vegan options available, just let me know!
And a huge thank you from the bottom of my cold, dead heart for all the support you guys have given me and Bath Sabbath. I appreciate it more than I can possibly convey, but here’s a coupon code for 10% anyway: TUMBLR10, expires on the 15th!
Thanks again for the amazing year, I love you all! <3
DO YOU EVER FIND ONE OF YOUR ‘FRIENDS’ SO ANNOYING AND YOU JUST WANT TO SHAKE THEM AND TELL THEM THAT THEY ARE ANNOYING AS FUCK BUT YOU CAN’T BECAUSE YOU’RE ‘F R I E N D S’